Ok…first please hold all applause…I know its been a LONG while since my last blog…and some of you may actually miss it…so I am forcing myself to make time and write!!! I wanted to tell ya what’s on my mind…and it is scattered all over…does that make me a scatter-brain?? Anyway…here we go…
First off, from this morning in the parking lot of the office I work in…I have a question to the rocket scientists that are in charge of the parking lot. If you have designated areas for special medical pass parking, as well as handicap, why would you park a big semi truck there to load and unload whatever it is you need a semi for?? Where the fuck are these people supposed to park when they come to work?? Seriously!!! Why would you do that…when you know full well that the parking lot fills up quickly and they will have to park out in the boonies??!! And to add to that…as a newbie motorcycle rider…why the hell would you throw a 20 yard dumpster in the parking spots allotted for the motorcycle riders?? Where the fuck are we supposed to park?? Out in the boonies too?? You guys fucking suck…and you have no fuckin common sense!!! You bunch of Jack-Nuts!!!
Second, speaking to you idiot drivers from the motorcycle riding perspective…what the fuck is your problem?? Do you own the road?? I missed the memo that said everyone has the right to do what they want…except for those on a motorcycle. I mean…last week…some asshole tried to take me out from behind but luckily…I am a safe…not stupid rider!!! This week…some Jack-Nut decided it would be fun to cut into my fucking lane by coming close enough to me that I could have sat in his back seat and let him drive me to my destination!!! WHAT THE FUCK???!!! I love to ride now!!! I am addicted…and I made a simple promise to myself and a vow to my family…I will never do anything stupid when I ride!! But the teachers were right when I was at my motorcycle course. It’s not just me learning how to ride safely…it’s me learning to pay attention to everyone else…especially the assholes who think that driving on the roads is like a fucking ball bouncing all over in a pinball machine!!!
Third, I have had a bit of a scare recently with my wife…most of you know that she ended up in the hospital with what was believed to be major health issues…well, thankfully it was just a very bad reaction to a minor overdose of steroids prescribed by her neurologist. See she had an eye problem, it was called Optic Neuritis, and the steroids would fix it…but she reacted badly to the dosage, and we spent Labor Day weekend in the hospital at RWJ in Hamilton. Anyway, they did and MRI or too on her spine…and scanned her CAT (brain) and saw something, so they did more tests. Now the doctor is hinting that she may have MS. But here is the kicker…she is showing…NO SYMPTOMS! Not a single one!!! There is a form of MS one can have and it be benign…but still need to look at more test results. So if I seem cranky lately…or distant…that is the biggest thing on my mind right now!!! We will hopefully have some kind of definitive answer on 10/22…so please keep your fingers crossed!!! And no matter what…there will be a 2nd opinion sought out!!!
Fourth, to add to the medical situation, for a lot of Jack’s (my eldest) life he has had problems with ear infections. And he has never needed tubes. Took him twice to see an ear specialist, and both times, his ears are not damaged from the numerous infections…Thanks God!!! However, his most recent one seems to not wanna go away!!! So the pediatrician has recommended that he go see a gastro specialist. Apparently, and I didn’t know this, the ear infections can be a mask to cover up another issue internally. So…now we have that appt on 10/29…and I hope that we get that resolved!!! So again…fingers crossed!!!
Fifth, School has begun…obviously as it is October…and we started Jonny in Day Care. He absolutely loves it. The last three times I have gone to pick him up…he introduces me to his new friends…they are the same friends every time!!! It’s so cute!!! I am glad he loves it!!! Jack kinda loves 1st Grade. He has his days where he is excited, then he has his days where he hates it!!! He is playing Soccer now…and most likely, it will be his last season!!! He is just not that into it!!! And so that means next year…I will have the Fall off from sports…unless jack decides to play football…but I doubt it. Jonny on the other hand…can’t wait to start playing a sport. This kid is all over the place…he likes soccer…he likes football…he likes baseball…he likes hockey…and he is only 2!!! Go Jonny!!!
Sixth, well…my weight loss is going well with weight watchers!!! I have been doing it for 8 months now, and I have lost 14.6 pounds…I love it!!! I need a new belt or two…I need some new clothes…cuase stuff is just getting too big on me!!! It is such an awesome feeling. I am down to 236…and I wanna lose 11 more pounds…and then try to maintain at around 225. I think I can do it…actually I know I can do it…I just have to get there!!! It’s a process…and a struggle…but I will endure and push on thru!!!
Seventh, there are lotsa disappointing things in the news lately. What the hell is this world coming too?? Seriously…what the fuck is going on around here?? What is going on in the minds of all these idiots doing stupid things??? Do I really need to go into examples?? I don’t think so!!!
Eighth, well…third time around…and nothing has fricking changed!!! For the third time and third year in a row…I get pulled at the 10th hour and removed for a business trip to Hawaii. Why?? Company politics. That is what it is. It’s really just a bunch of stupid shit!!! It’s only my program that I have been busting my ass on for 4 years…and now I don’t get to see it in action…AGAIN!!! And this time I had my flights, hotel rooms, and rental cars all booked!!! Well…it isn’t my dime…but I still have a right to be pissed off!!! A bunch of bullshit I say!!!
Ninth, Back to the idiot drivers. Ok…look I ain’t perfect…nor have I ever claimed to be…but riddle me this batman…why are people driving their cars at 75 miles an hour in the left lane, while texting, or putting on make up, or reading a letter of some kind??? Not a map…a letter it looked like to me!!! What is going on here?? Why can’t we just focus on what we are doing when on the road?? It would be a lot safer for everyone else out on the road, if these morons would just stop what they are doing to look at and focus on where they are going, and how they are driving!! Bunch of Jack-Nuts!!!
Tenth, the final note…cause its Friday…and I don’t think I can come up with an eleventh right now…Kanye West…what the fuck were you thinking?? You are just a dumb, stupid, ignorant, jack-ass, bone-head!!! Hmmm…I got a tour coming up with a new album…how can I get people to talk about me?? Oh I know…I will interrupt Taylor Swift in her acceptance speech!!! What the fuck chuck?? Luckily and thankfully, any other decent human being, but this time it was Beyonce, had the decency to let Taylor finish what you interrupted. So…ever since you got your 15 min of fame again…how did the sales go for you?? Oh…noone is buying your albums?? That’s a shame…cause you are such a talented artist…NOT!!! How are the plans for that tour with Lady GaGa going?? What…you had to cancel the tour cause noone wanted to see your dumb ass?? That’s a shame…oh but Lady GaGa is still going on tour…without your stupid ass!! Heard her sales are doing really well. Guess you can just stay home…and think up some other brilliant idea on how to get people to talk about you!!!
Ok…so the tenth point was kinda lame…but I was grasping for something…9 things just seemed so odd!!!
Ok…I think I have said enough for now!!! Have a Nice Day!!!!
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