Ok…first suggestion…let’s change this title. Cause it just ain’t right!!! I mean…we got what…11 people playing this game?? And how many are actual celebs…Hmmm…let me see. You got Lou Diamond Phillips, Actor; you got Torrie Wilson, ex-WWE superstar and Fitness Model; John Salley, ex-NBA superstar turned talk show host; Stephen Baldwin, Actor; Frangela, comedy team; then the next 4, I am not sure what they are famous for…aside from being annoying. There’s Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag, who are famous from reality tv and getting married…ummm yeah; Sanjay Malakar, who is famous for not being able to sing on American Idol and bad hairdos; Janice Dickinson, who is a model from the 60s or 70s, and did some reality shows. And then the true oddball out, is Patti Blagojevich, who is married to the former Illinois Governor, brought up on federal charges.
Ok…so again I ask you…where are the real celebrities?? I know where, at home watching this, cause they wouldn’t be caught doing a show like this…although I would like to see some actors and actresses do something like this, and see what they are truly made of. But that will probably never happen. So let’s deal with what we have. First you have the newlyweds who can’t make up their minds to stay or go, and they flip flop so many times, the others get tired of it, try being funny with the supposed leftover stuff, only to have "Bad Boy" Spencer get all mad for the stupidest shit!!! And Heidi, all I remember her for last night is crying…a LOT…and then some more, when she was talking to the cameras.
You then have Lou Diamond Phillips, who won the first Leader role…and one of the kicks was having someone volunteer to do his laundry for the week, or serve him breakfast in bed, or give him foot rubs…to which Sanjaya volunteered to do that to Lou? Lou looks to be in phenomenal shape, so watch out on the challenges. Stephen Baldwin looks like his older brother David, just plain round and large!!! The former ballplayer, Salley, was just doing his own thing, and I got no opinion. Torrie Wilson looks to be in phenomenal condition, post wrestling era. And Spencer said he never heard of her?? Yeah right…I know this guy has all her playboy mags!!! He knows who she is…LOL
Frangela, comedy duo, never really heard of you…so I got nothing. Patti Blagojevich, um…guess you need to make money somehow, as it is well known, everyone is getting paid something for this…along with competing for their charities. Then there are the two people, who rank right up there with Joan Rivers, Roseanne Barr, and Rosie fuckin O’Donnell, just complete horse’s asses!!! They are Sanjaya Malakar & Janice Dickinson. Couple of fucking fruit loops who definitely need to just go away like Roseanne & Rosie!!! I would say Joan…but she will never go away…nor will she ever die…too much plastic surgery, and she will be immortal…poor world!!! Speaking of plastic surgery…Janice Dickinson, what the fuck?? You have a face now altered to look like a big mouth bass!!! You look almost as bad as Joan Rivers…unless that’s your goal…to look as bad as her…then you don’t have much further to go!!! Sanjaya…what can I say?? You can’t fuckin sing…you can’t fuckin act…you got no fuckin talent…you have a smile that girls go crazy for…but that’s about it…Oh wait…your hair!! You wanted to be remembered for things other than your hair…so what do you do?? Give yourself a real Mohawk…uh…yeah…ok!!! You act like some big bad ass on this show…but it’s just sad…cause you aren’t. If you had to rank the celebrities on this show from A to F…Janice & Sanjaya rank as a P…for Pathetic!!!
For that matter…I think you really only have 3 A-List…being Lou, Stephen, and Torrie. B-List is Salley and Frangela. D-List is Patti, while F-List as far as I am concerned is Spencer & Heidi. I mean where are the real celebs?? Oh yeah…they wouldn’t do this!!! Well…I think this show is a complete waste of time, and the fact that NBC is going to put it on for 4 nights a week for the next three weeks is just craziness!!!! I won’t be watching…But hey…if any of these people interest you…then go for it!!! I mean, the first immunity challenge last night was something out of Fear Factor, having bugs run around near your head as it’s submerged in this tank full of all kinds of bugs!!! Yeah…Ok…it’s a tough immunity challenge. I guess you can’t copy off of Survivor, cause you might get sued!!!
Well…I rank this show an F…so good luck if you can bother to watch it!!!!
I am outta here!!! Till Next Time!!!
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